final update maybe?
14 years ago
How many of you see these Box Tops for Education and wonder what the heck to do with them? Well, Paige is collecting them for her school and she needs our help. Not only does the school get money, but she will also get entered into a drawing. Let's all do our part to help her out. You know there are boxes at your house with these Box Tops so start collecting them for Paige!











Please join us on November 29th at Noon for Claires Baptism. It will take place at St. Thomas, followed by lunch at my parents. We hope to see you there!
| Three Ladies in a Sauna THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN P RESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEP STOPPED. THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID. I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM. A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE. I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.' THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH. NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....I'M GETTING A FAX!! |
| One sunny day in ***2009*** an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine standing guard and said: 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine looked at the man and said: 'Sir, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The old man said: 'Okay' and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine: 'I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine again told the man: 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Bush is no longer president and no longer resides here.' The man thanked him and, again, just walked away. The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying: I would like to go in and meet with President Bush.' The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said: 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've told you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president and no longer resides here. Don't you understand?' The old man looked at the Marine and said: 'Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it.' The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said: 'See you tomorrow!" |


The Caron family and Gail were awoken at about three thirty this morning to quite a commotion. The new church that was about 90% complete, was burned to the ground. Police are saying that it is very suspicious and possibly a hate crime, considering it is a predominantly black church and the timing of Obama's victory. We watched the fire for awhile last night and it was pretty intense. This morning the street was full of fire trucks and police and is now full of dogs, police, FBI, helicopters and Michael is being interviewed as we speak.
It was very upsetting to go to bed so enlightened and to wake up to such a tragedy.
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