There are two statues in a park: one of a nude man the other a nude woman. They had been facing each other for over a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and brings both to life.
The angel tells them, "as a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters , you have been given life for thiry minutes to do what you have wished to do the most.
He looks at her and she looks at him and they go running behind the shrubbber. The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and the giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them , "You still have fifteen minutes left. Would you care to do it again?" . "Shall we?" he asks "Oh yes "she eagerly replies lets!
"But lets change postions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon dawn and you shit on it's head."
The elevator comedian minus the elevator
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1 comment:
I think you meant shrubbery and down rather than shrubber and dawn.... unless there was something significant about shhhh... rubber.... get it?!?
Good to see there is a new post, though... And join the group and get rid of that chatterbox jibber-jabber!
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