TECWAE

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A simple but good laugh
                       
                        GOD
                        LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO

A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud
                        pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes
to the
                        door where a drunken stranger, standing in the
pouring
                        rain, is asking for a push.

"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!"

He slams the door and returns to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.

"Did you help him?" she asks.

"No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out
there!"

"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you 
                        remember about three months
                        Ago when we broke
                        down, and those two guys helped
                        us? I think you should help him, and you should
be ashamed of
                        yourself! "God loves drunk people too."

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the
pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.

"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?" asks the husband.

"Over here on the swing set," replies the drunk.