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> > A woman heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point. The woman came to the door and the milkman said, 'I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?' The woman said, 'I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again. The milkman asked, 'Do you want it pasteurized?' The woman said, 'No, just up to my boobs. I can splash it on my eyes.'
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7 comments:
Really good one Mel. I think it is time to take your act to the nearest tall building and try it out!
Another funny joke by TECWAE! Thanks for the afternoon laugh.
So I just learned what TECWAE stood for...
Good joke Mel!
Ok, I don't know what TECWAE means...
Don't feel bad, I bet most people don't know what it stands for! Maryellen always said she was going to be elevator comedian as a side job. I take TECWAE to mean "The Elevator Comedian Without An Elevator"
You are all nuts...Paula
Elevator Comedian?
I'm slow what's an elevator comedian?
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